Apparently I drive customers to commit suicide...

Yes, suicide. That's what one foreign customer named Kwamex told me over the phone today. He called once and asked one of the girls I work with if he could speak with a man. I got on the phone and he told me he wanted to speak to another man... apparently I wasn't man enough. He didn't want to wait for Omar (who is from New York and has the accent to match), so he hung up. He called back again, only to get me on the phone again... he mumbled something about a check bouncing and he wanted it to be paid. I checked into his account, and sure enough he had put his account into the negative 49 times this past year! (For those of you who don't understand banking... I will blog about that later). Anyway -to the point! He said he wanted all checks to be paid, and if they weren't, he would commit suicide. Oh my god! In my 3 years of banking I've never heard those words...! He also added that he was serious this time. Jeepers! I politley hung up the phone while he repeated himself... what a nightmare.